i was so bored these days n even read THE FRENSTER BULLETIN BOARD.. i came across this dam funi POST.. hav a look xD
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
001.)
When there's only one other person in
the elevator, tap them on the shoulder
and then pretend it wasn't you.
002.)
Push the buttons and pretend they give
you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
003.)
Ask if you can push the button for
other people, but push the wrong ones.
004.)
Call the Psychic Hotline from your
cell phone and ask if they know what
floor your on.
005.)
Hold the doors open and say your
waiting for a friend. After a while,
let the doors close, and say, "Hi
Greg. How's your day been?"
006.)
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes
to pick it up, then scream, "That's
mine!"
007.)
Bring a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the elevator.
008.)
Move your desk into the elevator and
whenever anyone gets on, ask if they
have an apointment.
009.)
Lay down the twister mat and ask
people if they would like to play.
010.)
Leave a box in the corner, and when
someone gets on, ask them if they can
hear ticking.
011.)
Pretend you are a flight attendant and
review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.
012.)
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
013.)
Stand really close to someone,
sniffing them occasionally.
014.)
When the doors close, announce to the
others, "It's okay, don't panic, they
open again!"
015.)
Swat at flies that don't exist.
016.)
Tell people that you can see their
aura.
017.)
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce
it.
018.)
Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all
of you, just shut up!"
019.)
Crack open your briefcase or purse,
and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?"
020.)
Stand silently and motionless in the
corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
021.)
Stare at another passenger for a
while, then announce in horror, "Your
one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
022.)
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it
to talk to the other passengers.
023.)
Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.
024.)
Make explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
025.)
Stare, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce, "I have
new socks on".
026.)
Draw a little square on the floor with
chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal
space!"
027.)
Bring a plastic blow up doll and
pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and
say "Don't yell at me woman!" and
throw her into the wall.
Next funi post~ xDD
IDIOTS IN FRENSTER
there is NO SUCH THING as
a
friendster
tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting
stupid
bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000
friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the
special
olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS FRIENDSTER!!!
Stop bitching!!!
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or
message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up bitch!!!
SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Friendster
and look like sluts, and act like
whores
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through
people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says
something
like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will
rape
your
dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape
your
mom"
QUIT BEING A DUMBASS
dats all.. next time see somemore den juz post.. xD
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