just got back from vietnam.. well.. actually not just la.. budden when i went dere d most hm.. interesting thing was that the number of motorcycles is dam scary lor.. is siao d.. we were stuck on a traffic jam den u see on d road bside u is a scary number of motorcycles.. dey see jam dey even ride on streets.. so dangerous! den d jam was so serious till dere was an ambulance bside us den i can see d person inside.. den i was thinking.. die liao la.. liddat d ambulance also cant get thru.. d person dam ke lian sia.. den dey drive motorcycle.. dey dun care u d la.. u see red light dey also ride across.. pedestrian crossing is for vehicles.. coz hor we wan cross d road dey dun care u d lo.. dey juz speed by.. so near u lo.. few cm near.. dey wun stop d.. if stop is miracle la.. den deir those.. how u call dem.. shi zi lu kou.. duno how to say in english.. no hav traffic light d.. so u wan left turn right turn or wadever sui bian ni d.. so dam dangerous lo.. we were like moving straight n dere r motorcycles passing us in front.. its like.. horizontal n vertical tgt n d traffic police duno die dao whr liao.. no one cares..

haix.. so scary d dere.. budden d shopping tng.. d shoes dere n hats dere dam lot la.. is siao d.. alot shops selling shoes n hats.. budden hor nt very nice la.. budden realy dam cheap.. hahas..

just now came across some jokes.. so post here for fun n laughter. lols..

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
> >>Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
> >>Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
> >>Salesgirl : "Yes !"
> >>Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
> >>He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
> >>Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
> >>question.
> >>After much thought, he writes " Yes "
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng goes to a store
and sees a shiny object.
> >>Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
> >>Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
> >>Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
> >>Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
> >>Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
> >>The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
> >>Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
> >>Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
> >>Boss : "What does it do ?"
> >>Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
> >>Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
> >>Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it
> >>with the original for spelling
mistakes.
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he
> >>think his picture is being taken.
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
> >>Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
> >>When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command
> >>after some tries.
> >>Soon after, he became very irritated and called
> >>the computer retailer for support.
> >>Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but
> >>it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and
> >>help me
Lah ?!"
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
> >>The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
> >>answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone
> >>ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked
> >>up and iron and stuck it to my ear, lah"
> >>"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
> >>"But ...what happened to the other ear ?"
> >>Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo
> >>called back, lah !!!!"
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> >>Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
> >>AND LAS VEGAS ?"
> >>Operator:
"JUST A MINUTE..."
> >>Ah Beng : "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been
> >>working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off
> >>the finished puzzle to a friend.
> >>"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
> >>"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the
> >>friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE
> >>THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
> >>
> >>FOR 4-7 YRS".
> >>-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >>
> >>At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells
> >>the bartender,
> >>"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
> >>and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
> >>The
bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks,
> >>AND YOU, SIR ?"
> >>Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"








as it seemed.. copied frm e-mail d.. hahas..

now kip aud-ing le lor.. audition so fun.. hahas.. nv maple le.. maple too sian.. also cannot find any nice animes to watch.. now gt mai otome Ziwei or smth liddat.. new d.. very nice xD

deathnote 2 going to out le.. 28 dec.. muz go watch wor.. misa dam cute.. lols.. ok la.. i go le byes ^^