today went tuition again . though i went tuition and didn't really do anything there . we just kind of slacked . mindy , joyce and me . we talked almost the whole of the session and asked what we didn't know . thats all . then we started chatting about our family . oh ya . before that . mindy described her incident with her calculator during maths exam . it was so funny . this was what she said .

mindy : cher . its so idiotic one lorh . i bring two calculator in to the exam ma . first question nia the calculator blacked out on me . no matter how i bang it against the table . still cannot lorh . the calculator like that treat me . its new one lehs . then i have to use back my old one . then i bang bang bang it still liddat . after that when i go back home and try to on it . then it ok liao . wa lao . stupid calculator liddat treat me .

tuition teacher : wa . you bang already still cannot ?

The crap began :

the life of mindy's calculator . on the day of maths exam mindy brought me to exam with her old calculator . then she switched me on . i was already very tired as every time she switch me on . she would not off me and i have to auto switch off myself . but being kind in natured i never hold it against her and always did my duty faithfully . but on that day . i really couldn't stand it anymore . i was too tired . so i just fainted . suddenly i felt my head hurt . mindy was banging me against the table . one . two . three . the banging didn't stop . it was really hurting . i had a concussion then i completely fainted . when i regain conscious i was disappointed with myself for not being able to do my job and serve mindy properly . thus i revived and now still serving mindy with a faithful heart .

- mindy's faithful calculator

we were all laughing at mad .

me : mindy . you cannot treat your calculator like that . you have to off it after you switch it on .

mindy : it will auto off d ma . so ma fan keep on and off . later still nid use d .

me : nono . you must treat the calculator with care and concern . must let your calculator feel the "LOVE" . must let it rest .

now thinking of just now . its true ! i am using my brother's calculator and my brother is 3 years older than me . and i have used it after he used it . so its like already 6 years of usage ! the calculator is still working fine because my brother and i have a habit of switching off the calculator after use . see . we are good users . you never know when they might turn back at you and become the TRANSFORMERS !

then in tuition we continued crapping on . then our tuition teacher asked us a riddle . what is black white black white ? there are alot of answers to this question . the first we guessed was zebra . then mindy said zebra crossing . but we still couldn't get the answer . our teacher told us when her student asked her that she guessed a penguin rolling down the road . makes sense . but when she said that . i was so sad . a penguin rolling down the road . poor thing . then our teacher revealed the answer . a nun falling down the stairs . this might be a little offending . but its just a joke . don't take it to heart .

after tuition we went to take bus 913 to causeway point . then mindy suddenly was so fidgety . she said she needed the toilet . joyce and i were so bad . we keep making noises and made the sound when a stone drops in the water ( you understand don't you ) and others . finally we reached causeway point . joyce and i were slowly walking and talking then we realized mindy was gone ! she ran all the way to the toilet . we were then laughing and laughing .

in the toilet joyce and i had the " bunny bag " theory . i exchanged bags with her as i wanted to try on . because its so cute and i wanted to buy one too . so if it looks nice on me then i would buy one too . when i put it on and faced the toilet mirror it looks so weird . i mean like because the sling bag the strap . its not hard . its those soft ones . then when you put the bag over you . the strap will form against your ( you know what ) that i was complaining that it is so obscene . then joyce was there depressed in a corner because when she use the bag you can't see the same thing . the strap is just flat on her . then when mindy came out of the cubicle we were there explaining to her this theory . so being curious she tries on too . the strap wasn't flat . then joyce again wanted to bang her head on the wall of the toilet . then we discussed and analyze her problem . she said it was because she always wear sports bra last time . i was like oh please . everyone wears that last time . it was kind of the " in " thing . then we settled to the conclusion that it was the thing she did last time ( can't reveal . want to know ask joyce yourself )

oh . not forgetting some things we talked during tuition . mindy said during parent teacher meeting she didn't want to go last year . so the councilors in the class was ushering the parents to the form teachers . then when they saw mindy's parents they recognized them immediately . so they immediately went up to mindy's parents and ask if they are her parents . they thought they were so famous and happily confirmed it . when mindy's parents reached home they were grinning in joy and told mindy about the incident .

the next day when mindy went to school the councilors told her " mindy ! yesterday we saw your parents . really same as you sia . short short d " mindy heard that she was like . i knew it . when she reached home she told her parents the truth and they were so angry .

back to what was happening . mindy and joyce went to timezone to play house of the dead 4 . so i decided to go home as i didn't like arcade games and the game is so gruesome . i mean its too scary . why would people like to play it ? during the journey home i saw a teenager on the train wearing a marching uniform . i mean those green colour ones . i thought she was from a uniform group . so cool and smart . then i realised on the pocket it said " singapore " . i just realised she was in the army which makes it super cool . i thought girls that go to army are those manly manly type . but she was not . she is totally feminine . a total shock for me .

then i looked around in the mrt and saw a guy sleeping on the seat . there is nothing weird about this but the weird thing is . his sleeping image is totally gross . his mouth is like wide open like he need to breathe with his mouth and not his nose . thats why i won't sleep in mrts . you never know what image you might show people once you are asleep . i mean its like nobody knows what they are doing after they are asleep . so its better not to sleep isn't it .

7 july 2007 . its a special day because its the day of live earth concert . its really cool because its spreading the message to everyone that global warming is real and to save the earth . its happening in 8 countries at the same time and its encouraging people to support them by wearing green . check the homepage out . there are ways where you can support them and also save the earth ! you can count your carbon footprint ( means how much carbon you produce ) in three minutes . my score is 263 ! wa . thats a lot for me . adding my electrical bills and everything . oops . i realised unplugging your appliances when you are not using decreases your carbon output too ! i am going to do that from now on ! wow . i have also learn that building a bigger car will emit more greenhouse gases . get a small one then . or use the mrt or bus . its more convenient too . no need to find parking lots and everything .

last but not least . support live earth ! save the earth =DD ( save the penguins too =P )